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Sassy Viv’s Favorite Words from A-Z

Posted on: September 8, 2009

As promised, here is Viv’s list of favorite words from A-Z.   It was difficult for this wordsmith to narrow it down to just one, true favorite, but the deciding factor was the frequency with which these little beauties spew from her piehole:

A – asinine

B – bastidge (from Johnny Dangerously, that fargin’ icehole)

C – Chrrr-ist Almighty!

D – dunderhead

E – eunuch

F – duh

G – giddyup

H – hootendafuck (as in “what in da…”)

I  –  idiot

J – Je-sus!

K – kumquat

L – lobotomy

M – mugginhuffer   and   motherfucker  (it’s a toss-up)

N – numbnuts

O – ontogeny (as in _______ recapitulates phylogeny; thank you, Mr. McNees, you were right; this science shit DID come in handy 30 years later)

P – prick

Q – quagmire

R – retard (the #1 teachers’ career-killer)

S – shut-the-fuck-up (as in “how ‘bout a nice, hot cup of…)   and SNACK

T – tintinnabulation, thwart and thwack  (a threesome…ooh!  there’s another!)

U – utter (as in _____ moron and _____ imbecile)

V – vicious

W – Wawa  –  arguably, the most asinine name in the world for a convenience station (unless the braintrusts who came up with it envisioned the store as metaphor for some Mojave oasis to which parched, mostly-dead desert survivors in need of refreshment might crawl)

X – xenophilia

Y – yenta

Z – zilch

 

Folks, I have bared my soul here; here I give you the very essence of Viv.

                                                     Oh!  Catharsis

 

So, what is YOUR favorite word(s)? 

– leave it in a comment! 

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