Hoop Dreams Alive!
Posted October 5, 2009on:
The hoop has been resurrected!
El Guapo simply sawed off the 6″ bottom portion of the bent pole, and we’re back in biz!
Get ready, Shyster; El Guapo says ain’t no way it was rust or wind that did’er in; he even STOOD on the sawed-off section — that thing, even bent, was solid!
(Post hoc ergo propter hoc: Rudus Dudus vadum subsisto —
assholius maximus infinitus.)
However, The Viv has made some technical adjustments to the new, improved hoop. It is now equipped with motion sensor cameras, a bullhorn and a dartgun.
If the hoop is ever again compromised in any way, the cameras will trip the bullhorn to blast non-stop:
The dartgun will fire thousands of needles tipped with a potent chemical which attacks the attacker’s gonads, rendering them permanently useless.