MSM Seeks Sugar Daddy for Sugar Bear

Posted on: October 6, 2009



Though I am a married, single mother, last night at the mall —


 I fell head-over-heels IN LOVE !


Mi amor had soft, sandy brown hair and the biggest, black, lovey-dovey eyes I’ve ever seen.  He was absolutely adorable, and I’d leave The Dingus in a heartbeat for him!

I spied him near the food court, and boldly, I went over to introduce myself.

I’d never before done anything of the sort!  

When our eyes met, I fell deeply, madly, in love with my sweet, sweet ‘Sugar Bear!

I couldn’t contain myself, so enamored was I; impulsively, I reached out and stroked his sandy hair. 

My heart was pounding inside my chest!  I feared he may be scared off by my excitement, but his big, pleading eyes told me that he wanted me as much as I wanted him.   I just couldn’t keep my hands off him!  I wanted only to hold him next to my lovestruck heart forever.

It mattered not that I would have to pay for the love that this fine creature would give me; gigolo schmigolo!  

 I NEEDED to give him a big, ol’ dose of mamalove!  That handsome fella was coming home with me! 

Needless to say, The Dingus was none too pleased with my behavior. 

I introduced him to the object of my love, and as I’d feared, he rejected my new desire. 

No surprise there; a ‘meat’n’potatoes-kinda-guy’, The Dingus has never been open to ‘spicing things up’ or even trying-out the extreme or the exotic.

The Dingus not only balked at the quoted fee for the guy, he choked!   It was a DEAL for such wild animal-lust!



What price love?!



Despite my ‘pathetic sad face’ and working up the requisite tears, my emphatic pleas fell on deaf ears. 

Where was The Dingus’s sense of adventure? 

Did he not want to please me?  To satisfy all of my hungers? 

Did he not love me enough to acquiesce to my desires?

Though I offered to turn the occasional trick to finance my love, The Dingus denied me the opportunity to enjoy the companionship of this male. 

Though I tried to reason that today’s families are no longer made up of just two parents, a couple of kids and a dog, he refused to listen. 

Even the argument that ‘it would be GOOD for the girls’ could not sway him!

A jealous man, The Dingus is not willing to share his home with another male. 


No amount of begging would win over my staid, stoic hubby.



I crave!





I cannot help who I am; I cannot quench my desire to give of myself to other hot-blooded, love-starved beings!  

I have NEEDS – visceral, deep-seated YEARNINGS!

I am a woman who has far too much love to share.


To hell with The Dingus! 






If it comes down to The Dingus or my ‘Sugar Bear’, The Dingus goes! 



I must find a Sugar Daddy to help me bring home my ‘Sugar Bear’!


Last night, broken and empty, I said a tear-filled, gut-wrenching goodbye to the love of my life.

I held his hand and laid a final, bittersweet kiss upon his soft cheek.


I was, and still am, utterly heart-broken.


I have only a few photos to remember him, mi corazón, el amor de mi vida:






Irwin - Sugar Glider Picture

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