TY = Thank You
Posted November 14, 2009on:
I hate computers.
I can’t will them to do my bidding.
I have a really long, really good post, “Cat Fancy“,
COMING SOON, dammit.
It’s STUCK in WordPress cyperspace for some reason.
I haven’t been able to get it out for over a week.
(Today, it let me post THIS — YIPPEE!)
Wanna know what else I hate?
M1’s new “TY Girl“.
Word to the wise:
DO NOT BUY THIS SHIT FOR KIDS
UNLESS YOU FREAKIN’ DESPISE THEIR PARENTS.
ANY goddam TOY that requires the use of a computer
and the linking to a “special site”
IS GONNA SCREW UP YOUR COMPUTER!!!
Did I learn ANYTHING from
“THE WEBKINS DEBACLE”?
I am ready to stuff that damn doll and this flippin’ computer
in the blender and
frappé the fuck
I vex the braintrusts who came up with these demon toys; I damn them to a hell wherein they are forced for all eternity to be surrounded by billions of little crying, wailing, pleading, pansy-assed girls, patting and tugging on them while they must make myriad FUTILE attempts to log on to some TY site using those sonofabitchin’ little froufrou heart tags whose goddam “secret passcodes”
DO NOT WORK !!!
‘TY’ stands for
for paying us
screw up your life!
I tell you this, here and now:
That jolly old fat fucker had better pony-up for
TWO separate computers
for the M & Ms
this gay holiday hell.
And if that sumbitch tries to plop a
under my tree —
right after he lays a finger aside of
(who the hell’s he tryin’ to kid, anyway?)