Happy New Year – 2010!

Posted on: January 2, 2010




Happy New Year, folks!




Have YOU made any resolutions?




I certainly have.




THIS year, I shan’t  resort

to my annual resolution of  eliminating

 foul language and all four-letter verbiage.

(a TOTAL wash) 



The Viv cannot operate under a G-rated restriction.



Can I get a HELL to the No?!




No, THIS year, I, Sassy Viv,

hereby resolve to




my limited

epithet repertoire.




I have worn the fuck outa’ ‘fuck‘.




For me, it simply doesn’t

pack the punch

that it used to.

(OOOH! A final preposition? Tsk. Tsk.)




I’m bored with ‘fuck’.




FUCK‘ is so OVER for The Viv.




(Well, that and the fact that I’m concerned my kid

 will respond with a snappy,

Fuck ‘dat!

when her teacher instructs her to submit

her addition homework.)




Nay, THIS year,


The Viv solemnly vows


to incorporate some sassy


SPANISH vulgarity


into her tired and overused lexicon.





I shall attempt to




more of my go-to comfies


with colorful,


intriguing conjugations


en español.





Over the years,


I have tried


in vain


 to stop cursing.




No can do,  chiflados.











 is my heroin.

 (mi chocolate de fu man chu)




 It is my sanity; my release.





Were it not for cussin’


and for my lover, Nick,  (O’Tine),


I’d have ended up


in the hoosegow long ago.





I’m a connoisseur

 of language.





(Oui, I’ve mastered the jodido FRENCH, no?…) 





I fancy myself a wordsmith.






Carl Sandburg,

yo soy una maldita puta.








¡Feliz Jodido Año Nuevo!







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