i lv fb, or Get Thee To Rehab
Posted January 12, 2010on:
The Viv’s Sassy Addictions:
Vampire Porn? Check.
Yes, it’s true;
The Viv has sunk to an all-time LOW.
Though she used to LEAD workshops on AVOIDING and OVERCOMING peer pressure, she herself has become a victim of it.
Our sassygirl is now hopelessly
ADDICTED to FACEBOOK.
It’s a damn shame.
She fought the hard fight for a couple of years, but the attraction to reaching out to old pals was a force even she could not resist.
The Viv is one of those persons who is addicted to addictions.
It is a bona fide MIRACLE she didn’t do street drugs.
The SassMaster teeters on the brink of insanity; she is on rehab standby.
She has not been away from Facebook longer than a few minutes for DAYS.
She now counts
(straight from the packet)
as nutritious meals
for the M & Ms.
In the name of all that is holy,
THIS MERE SHELL OF A WOMAN!
And if you happen to work in
(data entry included):
THIS WOMAN’S PLEA
FOR YOU TO
Is there a FACEBOOK ANONYMOUS group out there?
omg! thk g im no drg adct
i wd b 2 stnd 2 rit!