Snickerfodder

i lv fb, or Get Thee To Rehab

Posted on: January 12, 2010

 
 
 
   

The Viv’s Sassy Addictions:

  
  
 
 
 

 

Chocolate?           Check.

Nicotine?              Check.

Thrifting?              Check.

Vampire Porn?    Check.

Blogging?             Check.

Sarcasm?              Check.

Blasphemy?         Check.

FACEBOOK?       CHECK!

 

 

 

Yes, it’s true;

The Viv has sunk to an all-time LOW.

 

 

Though she used to LEAD workshops on AVOIDING and OVERCOMING peer pressure, she herself has become a victim of it.

 

 

Our sassygirl is now hopelessly

ADDICTED to FACEBOOK.

 

 

 

 

It’s a damn shame.

 

 

 

She fought the hard fight for a couple of years, but the attraction to reaching out to old pals was a force even she could not resist.

 

 

The Viv is one of those persons who is addicted to addictions.

 

 

It is a bona fide MIRACLE she didn’t do street drugs.

 

 

The SassMaster teeters on the brink of insanity; she is on rehab standby.

 

She has not been away from Facebook longer than a few minutes for DAYS.   

 

    

She now counts

 ketchup

 (straight from the packet)

and

 Tic Tacs

as nutritious meals

 for the M & Ms.

 

 

 

 

In the name of all that is holy,

 

 

DO NOT

FRIEND

THIS MERE SHELL OF A WOMAN!

 

 

 

 

And if you happen to work in

ANY

remotely-medically-related field

(data entry included):

 

 

 

REFUSE

 THIS WOMAN’S PLEA

FOR YOU TO

INSERT HER

CATHETER!

 

 

 

Is there a FACEBOOK ANONYMOUS group out there?

 
 
 
    

omg! thk g im no drg adct

 i wd b 2 stnd 2 rit!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

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