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As Hide and Go Seek champ alone,

bin Laden

deserves

a

shrine.

 

 

 

  

 

If The Viv’d had her druthers,

I’d’ve had him

embalmed ALIVE

and

stuffed

inside a

GLASS CASKET.

 

 

Then, I’d give that

sick fiqh 

the ‘shrine

he

DESERVES:

 

 

  On display,

smack in the middle

 of

Ground Zero,

 for all of America

to

vilify

and

to

defile!

 

 

 

But, buried at SEA

 

C’mon!

 

You mean to tell me that it was that easy?

 

Nay, folks, methinks NOT!

 

SURELY, bin Laden’s body is being stored in Area 51,

or at the very least,

he’s stuffed into the back of Obama‘s closet.  

 

 

You mean to tell me that NO ONE at the White House wanted to shove a stick up his pucker, dip’em in gold and have him mounted to a pedastal?

 

 

Will Madame Toussaud have him on display?

 

I can’t help it,

but I always feel

just a little bit sorry

for the turkey

on Thanksgiving.

 

 

 

I mean,

let’s face it:

the poor turkey is

fucked.

 

 

 

I’d like to see Thanksgiving 

 feature a

cat

and a

dog.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think featuring a

Thanksgiving cat and dog

would bring comfort

the to the

turkeys

of the world.

 

 

 

 

Make it a

cat-fuckin’-dog,

and now,

you’ve got yourself a

real

HOLIDAY.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gives a whole new meanin’ to

‘stuffin’ the bird’,

don’t it?

 

 

Happy Fuckin’ Thanksgiving!