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Reincarnation, or Kinky da Kine
Posted June 25, 2010
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REINCARNATION:
Ironically, this little one lives in a van down by the river.
In Bali,
an 18 year old kid
was caught
humpin’ a heifer.
The cow,
he claimed,
was the
REINCARNATION
of a flirty woman
who had
seduced
him.
According to
Balinese law,
the kid had to
MARRY
THE
COW
in order to
‘cleanse‘
the village.
Evidently, the
vaca vixen
was then
ceremonially
drowned
in the nearby river.
Poor cow.
Now, I’m not so much into
BESTIALITY,
but
I could go for some
REINCARNATION.
I mean,
if
we are made of energy,
and
ENERGY
can be
neither
created
nor
destroyed,
when we
‘kick it‘,
WHERE
DOES
THE
ENERGY
GO?
I like to think that
my energy,
my lifesource,
IF there BE
reincarnation,
WOULD NOT
end up bein’
bumrushed
by some
horny boy
with a
bovine BONER.
Instead,
I wanna come back as
The Dingus:
That sumbitch
has the life!
“I believe … that the soul of man
is immortal
and will be treated with justice
in another life,
respecting its conduct in this.”
—Benjamin Franklin
Aw, HELL…
that means
The Dingus
gets to keep
this
COW-bride.
(WHAT was I in my past life???)