You ever happen upon an ‘Under Construction’ website?

(The answer would be ‘yes’ if you’re here.)

Frustrating, isn’t it?

Know what’s even MORE frustrating?

Having the website that you’ve been building and nurturing for

TWO YEARS

go

POOF!

UP

IN

SMOKE.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GONE.

JUST.

FUCKING.

GONE.

Let’s say it together, boys and girls:

EPIC.

FUCKING.

FAIL.

I have been working very hard on building my writing platform.  Just last week, once my UNDER-CONSTRUCTION LIFE settled for — ahh! just a moment —  I bought the http://snickerfodder.com domain for $25 a year.  (It’s MINE.  ALL MINE.  Long as I keep coughin’ up the annual $25, that is.  Thanks, WordPress!  Could’a gotten it from godaddy for $9.99, but it’s SO much more convenient through the WonderFuck system!)

TWO YEARS!

ALL THAT WORK FOR NOTHING!

Hey, WordPress, you premiere blogging platform!

Know what would be a GREAT idea?

A cute, little button

— just like the one on your publishing page —

that allows the writer to

 

PREVIEW

 

how her site WOULD look with a brand new theme, if she so chose to install it.

Unfortunately,

the minute you TRY ON a different theme,

it’s automatically YOUR NEW THEME.

I WANT to blame WordPress, but really,  

the blame falls upon The Viv because she’s

 too STUPID

to understand all there is to know about internet publishing.

Luckily, my posts are still on the site (and, as they are such phenomenal examples of fine writing, I’d hate to lose such quality material).

NOW, the only way to go is to

 start from scratch…

AGAIN.

Damn, why didn’t I major in code?