Snickerfodder

Archive for June 2010

 

 

Ange, I know

 

 you do the world some good,

 

but servin’ up

 

 

PRETEND

 

 

FOOD

 

 

to

 

 

Haitian refugee kids

 

 

is just, plain

 

 

CRUEL.  

 

 

 
 

How'd you like a tasty burger, honey? Whoops! Ohhhh....

 

 (and in BAD TASTE!)

 

  

The poor kid’s

 

 

DROOLING,

 

 

YOU

 

 

HEARTLESS

 

 

BITCH!

        

 

      Proof

                   

    of

       

     REINCARNATION:

 

 

 

Ironically, this little one lives in a van down by the river.

 

  

  

  

  

In Bali,

an 18 year old kid

was caught

  

  

 humpin’ a heifer.

  

  

  

  

The cow,

  

he claimed,

  

was the

  

  

 

REINCARNATION

  

  

  

  

of a flirty woman

  

  

Sexy Beast

who had

 

seduced

 

him.

 

 

According to

Balinese law,

the kid had to

 

 

MARRY

 

 

 

THE

 

 

 

COW

 

 

 

 

in order to

 

cleanse

 

 the village.

 

 

 

 

 

Evidently, the 

 

vaca vixen

 

 was then

 

   ceremonially

 

drowned

 

  in the nearby river.

 

 

 

 

Poor cow.  

 

 

 

 

 

Now, I’m not so much into

 

 

BESTIALITY,

 

 

but

 

 

 I could go for some

 

 

 

REINCARNATION.

 

 

 

 

I mean,

 

if

 

 we are made of energy,

 

and

 

 

ENERGY

 

 

  

can be

 

neither

 

created

 

nor

 

destroyed,

 

 

 

when we

 

kick it,

 

 

 

 

 WHERE

 

DOES

 

THE

 

ENERGY

 

GO?

 

 

 

 

 

I like to think that

 

my energy,

 

my lifesource,

 

IF there BE

 

reincarnation,

 

 

WOULD NOT

 

 

end up bein’

 

bumrushed

 

by some

 

horny boy

 

with a

 

 

bovine BONER.

 

 

 

 

Instead,

 

I wanna come back as

 

 

 

The Dingus:

 

 

  

 

That sumbitch

 

has the life!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 “I believe … that the soul of man

is immortal

and will be treated with justice

in another life,

respecting its conduct in this.”

—Benjamin Franklin 

 

 

 

 Aw, HELL

 

 

that means

 

 

The Dingus

 

 

gets to keep

 

this

 

COW-bride.

 

(WHAT was I in my past life???)