Posts Tagged ‘words that start with “v”’
is one of The Viv’s faVorite words.
I would venture to say that it’s one of everyone’s faVorites.
Not just because it’s fun to say and that it starts with the letter ‘V’.
The attraction of the very word lies within the concept of VACATING her day-to-day-mind-numbing-hellish LIFE.
For The Viv, the mere idea of VACATING and ESCAPING that oft-wretched suckfest of a life for one, measly frickin’ week a year
happens to be the lifeblood, that magic elixir, that gets her through the other miserable 51 weeks.
for that single, precious, sustaining
wherein she enjoys being
The Bon Vivant.
Most days —
(including a well-padded maximum-security facility)
(with really good food)
But, for that single-precious-sustaining semana,
The Bon Viv chooses,
to be in
There simply is
I’d rather be.
I want to
It is my DREAM to live in one o’ those quaint little cottages on the boardwalk (preferably somewhere between 6th and 16th streets),
to wake every day to the brown ocean slapping the man-made jetty, and to spend my lazy days on my cute little porch gawking the
vacationers in their Sunsations-seasonal-skankwear parading and/or making dunderhead decisions in driving various non-motorized
vehicles up and down the boards.
As for dying in OCMD,
I, Sassy Viv,
do hereby decree
I wish for my leathery cadaver
on the Bull on the Beach fryers.
I want The Dingus
to put me into a lashed harness
(with 320 lb. twisted poly line, of course),
ram a sturdy spar and spreader
up my crispy ass,
and then launch
my charred carcass
in front of
The Kite Loft
to allow my CinderViv self
across the boards and the beach.
my cremation will take place
on a day with a wind
that will carry my ashes
five blocks south
a little of
into his Jesus sand sculptures.
That’s the closest to
The Viv will get.
Yep, even The Viv!
Ironically, this little one lives in a van down by the river.
an 18 year old kid
humpin’ a heifer.
of a flirty woman
the kid had to
in order to
in the nearby river.
Now, I’m not so much into
I could go for some
we are made of energy,
I like to think that
IF there BE
end up bein’
I wanna come back as
has the life!
“I believe … that the soul of man
and will be treated with justice
in another life,
respecting its conduct in this.”
gets to keep
(WHAT was I in my past life???)
I adore words — my favorite word in the world is snack. I love how it smacks in the mouth. I especially love to hear the flight attendant announce it.
(One might be surprised that my favorites don’t start with “F”.)
After some deliberation, however, I’ve come to the conclusion that all of my favorite words/terms start with “V”
(in the order they pop into my vapid mind):
Vulcan, God of Fire
Vector, Victor (as in what’s your?)
“V’s” pack more punch than any plosive or sibilant in my book. Plus, they’re just too much fun for the tongue!
Next blog: Viv’s Favorite Words From A-Z!